Category: humor

Funny Conversation II

Overhead in the gym this week.

Dude 1: Wow, you are looking hot. How you been?

Dude 2: Thanks bro, I have been hitting the weights pretty hard. I don’t have anything on you though man.

Dude 1: Sheeet, I totally beat off to you, you know that right?

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Overhead in the Castro

Boy 1: Why on Earth would you marry that queen? He is so pompous and arrogant.

Boy 2: He has a 9″ cock and a trust fund.

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Phone conversation at work.

Caller (female obviously from the South): I just wanted you to know how ashamed I am of you people out there in San Francisco. Promoting the homosexual lifestyle and the entire fall of society.

Me: Ma’am, I’m a homo, do you have an emergency to report?

*click*

Only In SF…

…do guys where their cock ring on their key ring.

I watched a guy at the gym slip it off his keys and onto his cock just prior to his entrance into the steam room. Now if he’d only been cute! [1]Lord, forgive me. I’m gonna go down to New Guinea and work with the Pygmies….

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↑1 Lord, forgive me. I’m gonna go down to New Guinea and work with the Pygmies….

Oh My!

You have GOT to hop over and read durban bud today. His link to wisdom from Alexyss Tylor is hilarious but NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I was eating sushi for lunch and promptly hurled a slice of halibut I was laughing so hard.

Funny Conversation

A guy I know rather well stopped me in the ‘hood today for what started as harmless conversation.

Guy: Hey, how are you? I haven’t seen you at bbs lately, how have you been?

Me: I’m good. I still go but just w/work it tends to be very erratic.

*And here is where it gets funny* He sorta stammers here.

Guy: Can I ask you a question?

Me: Shoot.

Guy: How often do you go? To bb’s I mean?

Me: It varies based on my mood and schedule. Sometimes, I’m lucky if I go once a month but I’ve been known to go twice in the same weekend.

Guy: Oh, that is too bad cause I’d date you if you didn’t go there.

Me: No you wouldn’t.

Guy: Why?

Me: Cause I don’t date hypocrites.

*I walk away as he stammers to pick up what is left of his jawline*

I tried my best not to laugh but I think he heard me as I walked away. You have to understand, I met “guy” there and our only interaction has ever been when I happen to see him there. And considering, I see him almost every time I go, I’d be willing to bet he goes a lot more than I do. I could care less however, the audacity of his comments cracked me up. Pity too, he has a really big one.

Question?

Is it wrong to have impure thoughts about a blog buddy? I touched myself last night thinking about one and I feel so dirty today. What should I do?

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Oh, if you weren’t able to see the private post while logged in, it was my fault. I turned off the plugin by mistake. All is working correctly again now.