…do guys where their cock ring on their key ring.
I watched a guy at the gym slip it off his keys and onto his cock just prior to his entrance into the steam room. Now if he’d only been cute! [1]Lord, forgive me. I’m gonna go down to New Guinea and work with the Pygmies….
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You have GOT to hop over and read durban bud today. His link to wisdom from Alexyss Tylor is hilarious but NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
I was eating sushi for lunch and promptly hurled a slice of halibut I was laughing so hard.
A guy I know rather well stopped me in the ‘hood today for what started as harmless conversation.
Guy: Hey, how are you? I haven’t seen you at bbs lately, how have you been?
Me: I’m good. I still go but just w/work it tends to be very erratic.
*And here is where it gets funny* He sorta stammers here.
Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Shoot.
Guy: How often do you go? To bb’s I mean?
Me: It varies based on my mood and schedule. Sometimes, I’m lucky if I go once a month but I’ve been known to go twice in the same weekend.
Guy: Oh, that is too bad cause I’d date you if you didn’t go there.
Me: No you wouldn’t.
Guy: Why?
Me: Cause I don’t date hypocrites.
*I walk away as he stammers to pick up what is left of his jawline*
I tried my best not to laugh but I think he heard me as I walked away. You have to understand, I met “guy” there and our only interaction has ever been when I happen to see him there. And considering, I see him almost every time I go, I’d be willing to bet he goes a lot more than I do. I could care less however, the audacity of his comments cracked me up. Pity too, he has a really big one.
I totally forgot. Kevin managed to get one of my pics converted to a Simpson’s character. Hehehe I think I look better in real life however, the jury is still out on that one.
Apparently, I was the 10,000th commenter on Jimbo‘s blog. Hop over and check out my winning photo. I think I look fat. teeheee
Continuing in my boredom, I thought I’d share this funny with you.
I can’t remember who I stole this from but if it was you, leave a comment!
Is it wrong to have impure thoughts about a blog buddy? I touched myself last night thinking about one and I feel so dirty today. What should I do?
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Oh, if you weren’t able to see the private post while logged in, it was my fault. I turned off the plugin by mistake. All is working correctly again now.
brettcajun is taking votes on my sex life. Who knew?
Brothers and sisters, harken unto my voice. I am declaring a fatwa. Not on who but what, grease and fat! As the first of the three gay high holy days1 approaches, it is time. The Motherland, one again, is preparing to receive her lost children unto her bosom. She will have you clean and deserving or not at all.
I declare unto you, go forth and make war on the fatty and greasy foods. No more will you be slaves to their evil influence. You must resist the temptation to indulge in their sinfulness2. They are infidels and will only try to subvert you into their hideous ways. Instead, you will prostrate yourself in daily workout routines. You will not skip your cardio workouts. You will burn away the years of evil residue and build up. Make it so for I have spoken. I have declared they are the “axis of evil” and must be defeated at all costs! Make it so my children.
No, not together thankfully. hehehe. This past Saturday my blogger buddy Shawn drug me out for the Bear Crawl. I didn’t even know what it was. It happens a few times a year. Basically, a huge group of guys (like almost 100) get together and go bar to bar every 30 minutes. I didn’t join in till much later in the evening however, I had a good time. And it’s official, I’m a bear. I didn’t realize it was so easy to join. All I had to do was have facial hair along w/my happy trail and light patch of chest fuzz. As seen from my pic here. Who knew?
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In more shallow news, why is it old men always were really baggy or tight underwear? Always one extreme or the other? I saw this older guy today, probably in his mid 60’s, lean and tall. He had on a pair of skin tight bikini cut bright aqua blue undies that looked ridiculous. Even the older guy next to me had a smirk on his face. People, I know fashion sense is shallow in the grand scheme of things. That said, take a moment to look at yourself before you walk out your door in the morning. Please, I beg you, stop torturing the rest of us and dress your damn age. /rant