Apparently, I’m so popular I’m making appearances in people’s dreams now.
That brett, ain’t he a stinker?
Update – 3.16.06 there is more than one! OMG! My ego may never recover! hehehe
Category: humor
Girl Scout Cookies
I think I’ve figured out why they are so damn addicting. Those evil little bitches are injecting heroin into’em. That has to be it.
There is no other reason why I would polish off a whole box in one sitting!
Tag! You’re It II
While blogrolling, I discovered I’d been tagged again. This time by Steve over at Bent Collective. Not being a meme whore, I don’t do these very often. (I think someone else tagged me for another one but I can’t find it at the moment…apologies)
So w/o further “cradoo”, I present the Meme of 4.
4 JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
– I’ve had many but trying to pick the odd ones.
– a bath house clerk
– catering manager for a hotel
– police/fire/ems dispatcher
– EMT – ok, I’m still working on this one but it’s coming very soon!
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Only in SF II
I’m taking a break from studies. My hematomas’ are blending w/my hemothoraxes and we just can’t have that. I’d thought I’d share some funny tidbits encountered today.
Only in SF will you see:
… a gurl and girl exchanging makeup tips and discussing the cheapest places to buy MAC.
… a leather daddy, decked out in full leather, getting his nails done side by side w/Katy Sue, Surban Mom Extraordinaire AND they are having a conversation. (I couldn’t help but laugh.)
… a straight man giving a gay man tips on where to buy the best boots.
… a hardware store that sells lube.
… a guy wearing leather pants to the gym.
Not sure if that makes us a ‘gay mecca’ but it’s nice to know it exists.
I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help myself. I’ve noticed “Zig Zag” the new coffee/tea shop they put in place of Le BonGateaux isn’t doing so well. (Superstar, the video store next door bought it.) It’s been open almost 3 full weeks now and I’ve yet to see more than a few people inside at any given time. I know I shouldn’t make fun but I can’t help it. They took a wonderfully comfortable coffee shop and turned it into this empty (think “less is more”) cold space w/tacky colors and straight lines everywhere. What were they thinking? This isn’t Sunset Blvd, it’s the Castro. The only thing w/straight lines are the Dykes at Cliff’s Hardware!
Ok, enough venting. Back to my studies. I’m only up to H so far.
Only in SF
Trying to put myself in a better mood, I thoughd I’d share a funny occurence overheard on the subway this morning between two trannys.
Tranny1: Rambling about men and a breakup
Tranny2: don’t you know it.
Tranny1: I need a man!
Tranny2: No gurl! What you NEED is therapy!
It was a sorta ‘had to be there’ moment however, it was pure comedy when the little ancient looking asian lady sitting next to them burst out laughing and added “Oh Girls, it’s the men that need therapy!”
I laughed all the way home.
I Don’t Know Nothin’ About ‘Birthin No Babies!
Tomorrow is Bobbeisha (Bobby’s) birthday. I’m stuck doing a ride-along for school but I thought I’d pass on a nice b’day kiss to him.
Pucker Up Baby!
Wilma!
Courtesy of Naked boy Chronicles. This is frelling HIGH-larious!
800!
This is me today
and this is how I feel 
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Failure
I HAD to share this. I’m on a joke list from a friend back home. I routinely delete a lot of his emails but today’s had me rolling on the floor.
It is simple. Do a google search for the word “failure” and look at the first result!