Pissy Missy

Pissy queens really piss me off!

I’m online today and this rather attractive fellow emails me for playtime. Of course, as often seems to be the case here (sadly), he is into PNP. My profile clearly says that is a deal breaker.1 So, I just didn’t respond. I figure if you can’t read, I’m not gonna waste my time. Missy then decides to send me this rather pissy message.

Good thing sucking is a skill of yours because you seem to be rather lacking in social ones.

Oh really? I guess he thought because he was hot, that excuses poor behavior. Now, I feel compelled to respond.

My social skills are fine. However, I get tired of folks who don’t actually read before they send messages and then get pissy when I don’t respond. Your profile says you PNP and mine clearly says WE ARE NOT A MATCH. Now who needs to brush up on their social skills?

The moral of the story? Don’t be pissy. If your ego is so fragile you can’t take a little online rejection, especially when you are too ignorant to read a profile, you should probably turn off the computer all together.

Whew, I feel better. Do you?

1 Hello? Where do I work again?

9 thoughts on “Pissy Missy”

  1. There are some of us who don’t know “PNP”. I think one of the p’s stands for poppers.

  2. Wow it is somewhat encouraging to discover there are folks out there who don’t know what it stands for.

    While it can be somewhat subjective most of the time PNP stands for “party and play”; which is to get high on drugs and have sex. Specifically, crystal meth or it’s various street names.

  3. If I may be devil’s advocate here – did he profile say that he has to ALWAYS “PNP” or was it in there because he is open to it under the right circumstances?

  4. Um, I was wracking my brain, trying to make certain words work with PNP…as it turns out, my imagination has a very dirty mind. The reality turns out to be tame, in comparison. Hmmmm….

  5. I remember one guy that I hooked up with awhile ago and seemed surprised that I wanted to use a rubber. My profile said safe only (as did his). I wish that more people would 1) read the profiles, 2) be honest in their profile what they want (fine with me if they want to bb with others, just don’t expect me to), and 3) don’t get all pissy ‘cuz my behavior is consistent with what I put in my profile. Short story: at that point, I lost interest and bailed, leaving him put up wet (sic).

  7. The guy is obviously a tiresome boob. good riddance to bad business. you did right, as usual.
    the part about getting offline if your ego can handle it resonated with me strongly. i couldnt handle it anymore and turned off and unplugged and dropped out of the whole awful “community” 4 months ago. with the exception of 2 friends who intervened in a suicide attempt, no one else ever even asked. now i touch no one and no one touches me.

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