Random Smandom

I’m being bombarded by a cacophony of random thoughts at the moment. Feel free to skip around.

Random thought #1
I broke down and bought a homeless guy food today. I’d say the homeless problem in SF has slowed down a bit now that you can’t get free cash anymore however, it is still a problem. I’m a big believer in tough love. I absolutely refuse to give them money. I will however, provide food. I was headed into Taco Bell for a very nutritious work dinner and this guy asked if he could get some chicken. His demeanor and attitude just sort of struck me as “needy.” I bought him a ‘snacker’ and he was grateful.

Random thought #2
I’m starting to kick ass on Gears of War. Hardcore mode is more about strategy and planning vs just “shoot and kill”. The bad guys are more organized and work as a team.

Random thought #3
Besides being somewhat disappointed in my current state of muscle loss, I’m back into the gym on a consistent basis again. Today, I was down at the one on Brannan and it was a slush pool of hotties. One guy in particular I couldn’t help but drool. I almost ran into him coming out of the shower. There he was standing there in all his naked glory. Dayum! He was yummy. Totally new meat too. I didn’t have time to flash him w/my gaydar but on hindsight my guess is yes.

Random thought #4
Speaking of the gym, I know quite a few people are “resolved” to get in shape and hit the gym as part of their new years goal. A suggestion if you please. When you go into the steam room or sauna after your work out, please have the decency to wash the nasty stank off your balls. These two old fuddy-duddies come waddlin’ in today and go straight into the steam room, stank and all. They park their big bloated asses right down on the bench. Forgetting for a moment, the rapid sure fire way to spread staff infections, no one wants to sit in your body soil. Just a thought…

14 thoughts on “Random Smandom”

  1. Big hugs on number 1. I agree with giving them food if you are to give them anything at all. Absolutely correct on #4. I see it to at my gym and worse is when men shave in there and shake off their razors leaving nasty stubble behind.

  2. As for your RT#3, don’t worry about your “muscle loss”. Now that you’re back in there consistantly, your muscle memory will kick in and you’ll get it all back (and then some) in no time! 😀

  3. Howdy. Living in New York I had to make a rule to never give money to anyone asking for it. Usually want it for something unhealthy or it’s just a scam. But I always give food if I have any (though admittedly I usually don’t.)

    I found you by way of homer. He has many great things to say about you.

  4. Pete ~ I shave my face and my head at the gym but I also wipe down every surface around me before and after I’m done. Ain’t it amazing what good manners can do? *G*

  5. To give when you can is to receive so much more. Perhaps just the kind act may inspire this person to believe in himself and make a change for the better or … perhaps not. As far as random thought number 4, um …. How vivid.

  6. ‘Stank!’ But I thought that was good? LMAO. Absolutley GROSS! That aside, your readership desires to know ore about this “yummy” guy at the gym. Do expound upion that topic.

  7. Now see that is what I am talking about. If someone is hungry, then that is perfectly ok to give them food, I think that was awesome of you. I just hate when the homeless have their hand out for coin….

    Now what is this about the homeless situation getting better in SF since you can’t get free cash anymore? I didn’t follow that? Am I having a blond moment?

  8. You HAD to follow up the “Yum” part of your post,
    with the “Ball Stank” portion of the presentation?

    Duuude…

    lol.

  9. Your comment about the “ball stank” reminds me of those old commercials from the ’80s: This looks like a good place for a Stik-Up.

  11. How come you ain’t playing WOW like the rest of us crazy geeks? 🙂

    And I don’t hit steam rooms anymore. Besides the complaints you got, I never got into sucking cock in a room full of steam. Hard to breath.

  12. Moby there are guys in our gym who shave in the steam room. You walk in and there is a pile of hair on the seat it’s nasty. But thanks for doing you part in cleaning up. I still give you hugs.

  13. RT#1 – Taco bell is nutritious? you are kidding, right?
    RT#2 – does not compute
    RT#3 – there are straight men at Gold’s on Brannan? who knew?
    RT#4 – eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

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