Drivel

Complete and utter madness from the gutter that is my mind. . .

* I guy stopped me in Quizno’s yesterday and introduced himself. Apparently, he knew me thru my Tribe.net profile. However, he seemed to censure himself several times in conversation. I have a sneaky suspicion he knows me from one of my OTHER profiles. Anyway, friendly fellow. I’m always flattered when folks take the time to say hello.

* Speaking of other profiles, this guy hits me up twice over the period of about a week. Telling me “he’s seen me around” and “wants to get w/me.” We chat a bit and the weirdest conversation ensues about what sports I play and/or watch. In the end, he declines because I’m not “masculine” enough? Wei? I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. He didn’t appreciate my humor. *giggle*

* My new myspace profile hit 1000 views this week. Not really sure what that means but I was excited for no apparent reason.

* My roommate has so much trade coming thru the apartment, I may have to install a revolving door and a turnstyle. (God love’em.) No, I’m not jealous. Ok, maybe a little. I miss having a life.

* I broke my webcam yesterday. How was I to know I couldn’t drop the new sewing machine on it? Jeez. Of course, this means I have to run out and buy a new one. Because you see sooo many video clips on my site, right? I should take a lesson from brettcajun and come up w/my own jiggy’s.

* Broke my beard trimmer yesterday. How was I to know it wouldn’t bounce? Anyway, I’m seriously considering purchasing the new Norelco body trimmer. (The website is fucking HI-larious!)

There you have it. A lot of nothing about nothing. Now I’m off to S, S & S. Oh wait, scratch the last S, I broke the trimmer. . .