I discovered my porn star name is Scotty Rose. (courtesy of homer, you come up w/this by taking the name of your first pet as the first name and the name of the street you lived on as a kid as your last name.)
I often refer to my playtime w/o really going into details. I do so because that’s never been the purpose of the blog. However, sometimes things happen that I just feel the need to share. Remember my last rant about discovering I’d slept w/Chris Steele? Well, it happened again. I’ve been seeing this guy at the gym lately. It always seems to be in passing; I’m coming, he’s going sort of thing. I thought he was hot, raw sex appeal, very sexy lips, yadda yadda yadda. He turned out to be French so he had a nice accent to tie it all together. The other day, I see his profile online, its nicely written w/o all the red flags I’m used to. I figure what the hell, go for it. So I send him a message and he messages me back immediately. Slightly taken back by his overt interest, I try to stay aloof, just waiting for the bomb to drop.
No bomb or scandal materializes so I decide to go all the way. (Literally) And he was just what the doctor ordered too. Afterwards, we’re doing the small talk routine. You know, you’re in after glow mode and sorta draped across each other in a varied state of disarray. It’s at this point I discover he does porn. Or as he put it, “I’ve done a few films but that’s not really where my heads at.” Turns out, his main job involves traveling the nation and abroad promoting films for a well known porn company. Since he is hot, I guess it’s a natural progression into films. (Hey, it made sense at the time.) For the record, I don’t have any judgements against guys who do porn. Having said that, I grew up w/friends in the business. I’ve seen how destructive that lifestyle can be. As a rule, I typically stay away from “biz” boys. Goes back to the keeping the drama in my life to a minimum. This particular guy didn’t fit the mold. Besides lacking any sort of attitude or ego about it, he was very sweet and real. I liked that. I think he got off on the fact that I didn’t know who he was. Sort of a reverse validation thing. I wasn’t just in it because he was “famous”.
I didn’t ask his porn name. However, out of curiosity, I looked it up when I got home. True to his word, I only found a few films he’d starred in. Still, it’s always sorta weird seeing someone you just slept w/plastered all over a box cover.
So what’s your porn name?
Hey — thanks for the kind words regarding my loss. Coming from a big stud like you it was like getting a big hug and being able to cop a feel at the same time 😉
So my pron name would be “Skipper Woodrow”. Now does that make me sound like a great big bottom or what????
Great smiles from this post. Thanks!
OH MY GAWD! I LOVE CHRIS STEELE! He has the HOTTEST BODY!!! I had just watched “COPS GONE BAD!” with him last night!!! What a funny coincidence. He plays a HOT cop that patrols private land. He catches a runner trespassing on the property, handcuffs him, and has his way with him (look at tlaondemand). Chris was SOOO cocky in this movie, I LOVED IT! He has the HOTTEST chest, ass, and cock! WOOF!!! DROOLING. You lucky dog Moby! I’ll have to come to SF so we can go look for some porn stars! By the way, my porn name would be “Smokey Butch Gore”. 😉
Jesse 146th??? Not very sexy… So, if it’s a number do I get to make up the last name? Or are there other rules involved?
You slept with Chris Steel too? He used to work here in Dallas and have a bar. It wasn’t long after I met my hubby when we discovered we had BOTH slept with him in the past. Damn, that boy gets around. 😉
Jesus, I’d be Fluffy Russell. Not very “Treasure Island” is it?
Great Moby! You’ve hit one of my sore spots… Do you know how hard it’s been to identify myself as masculine and have a porn name like ‘Jingles Salisbury’ ??? I don’t even want to think about the porn offers I’d get with a name like that! 🙂
Cinderella Campbell. it works for me. I’ve used it in 4 or 5 films. i guess.
tho sleeping with Chris Steele is all well and good, I wonder if it can compare to sitting next to CLORIS LEACHMAN at the movies? how’s THAT for glamorous?
Puddles Quinn?
mine would be dolly lafayette. not very fitting at all! the thing is that my version of this game said that the afore-mentioned combination would be your DRAG name, not porn name, so it always seemed to be right.
No, that one is the first name of your grandmother and the last name is the object of your heart’s (or loins) desire.
Mine was Natainia Cocks
Cinnamon Harvard, sounds like a breakfast cereal…
Pouncer Long Lake!!!
Hey, Moby – define ‘DRAMA’ for us sometime. You did such a good job with the ‘red flags’ i figure you can do ‘drama’ some justice. Some refer to it as the act that femmes put on – I think, anyway. I get the idea there might be some other connotations, though.
Man! Now you’re telling me that my drag name has to start with either Murial or Eleanor??? You just killed my porn AND drag careers 😉