I overheard a really cheesy pick up line leaving Starbucks today. It was pretty obvious the guy used it at an attempt to be humorous. The other guy obviously knew him as he laughed.
Guy1: How have you been?
Guy 2: I am ok, good to see you.
Guy 1: You too. Have I ever told you I have an itch that only you can scratch?
Guy 2: *laughs*
It was funny but clearly not a really a good pick up line. lol One of my favorites has always been:
Me: Do you have any cajun in ya?
You: No
Me: Do you want one?
What is one of your favorites?
Me: Your ass is so hot, I'd like to spend my vacation there.
Him: Okay!
That second one had to be from brettcajun…
'Can I buy you a beer?' has always worked on me!
Does that make me look cheap?
The line I'll never forget is, "Do you wanna come to my place and see my arachnids?" He had a whole menagerie of spiders, scorpions and Madagascar singing cockroaches. He let me pet his tarantula. It was cool.
"Why don't you hop on the motorcycle behind me, and we'll go for a ride?" said he. And I did, about a month later.
I'm with Kelly….. all I can think of is Brett. But, hey, whatever works!
Nice shoes…. you wanna fuck? It even works if you switch up shoes with shirt!
"Stick it in!" What? Too forward?
Yeah, yeah, I shamelessly stole that line from Margaret Cho. So sue me.
"I have a tongue like an electric eel on speed and I can hold my breath for a very, very long time."
From when I used to manage a gay sex club here in NYC, said to a new cute patron.
"Do you come here often? Would you like to cum here now?
Must say it worked more than a few times.
This one actually works (shamelessly):
"Ever have a hummer in a Hummer?"
I generally just silently slip right up behind a guy, then I slide my hand around his waist, pass under the belt, then it's right on down beneath his underwear band, up and around his cock. When I've clamped his junk tightly in my fist, and he makes like to try to pull away, I then dart my head like a whippet up to his cheek and press my wet lips into his ear canal, and hiss "Don't you fuckin DARE fall in love with me till we at LEAST get into the car."
Works every time.
I always liked doing the "come here" finger curl to a guy across the bar. Then when he got to me, I'd say, "I made you come with my finger. Imagine what I could do with my dick."
"What are you doing that you oughta be doing with me?"
or I just keep my mouth shut and drop my pecker in his cheerios.
I sorta like licking my finger seductively then touching it to their shirt. Followed up with the line, "I think we should get you out of those wet things."
I think I came a little reading Rich's comment…
I got picked up by my ex with:
"I thought when I walk around and come back you will be less cute, but you are still just as cute."