I rarely weigh in on politics. I often say, ‘there are plenty of fine bloggers out there beating that horse enough‘.
After reading Mark Morford today, I just felt the need to share. If you haven’t yet discovered this linguistical genius of a man, you need to read his current take on the whole gay GOP scandals. He has so many one-line zingers it may take me months to assimilate them all. I give you just a sample of his current rant.
Not our military, a massively warped organization apparently far more terrified of gays than of dropping its entrance barrier so dangerously low it makes good soldiers nervous, not the seminary with the pitter-patter of young men’s feet from bunk to bunk after light’s out, not the megachurches with their deep, eternal, fetishistic fascination with all things anal and perverted and hookeriffic and yummy.
The real irony? He is heterosexual.
Thanks for the Mark Morford turnon.
I read the whole article and I thought the same thing as you…but you put it more succinctly with “linguistical genius.”
J’adore Mr. Morford. While many of my (Bay Area!) friends find him abrasive and strident, I worship him as a god, and look upon him as a voice of sanity in an increasingly insane world. I take great comfort in knowing that if they throw us all in camps, Mr. Morford will be there as well, and we’ll be in great company.
I think that I am literally in love with Mr. Morford and have been for the past few years. I fantasize about watching him write. Yeah, I’m a dork.
The gay Repubs that I have met have been so super-fucked-up-in-the-head that after I got done feeling repulsed by them, I then did the Democratic thing and felt sorry for them. Of course all they wanted was more money and could care less about their fellow humans.
Ouch! homer, that hurt.
I LOVE Mark Morford. If I was a straight woman I would so fuck him.