Get up early
Get Cooper fed/watered/walked
Go to gym to do cardio
Come home with enough to get ready for work
Arrive at work minus your badge/access card
Rush home on lunch break to get said card
Realize what a doofus you are because the the access card was tucked into your jacket pocket. Said jacket, you’ve had with you every step of the way.
….no, I’m not laughting………..no, really, I’m not laughing…………Oh, that must have been awful…………..Of course I’m not laughing, it’s not funny…………….I feel your pain………………………