Just some random observations I’ve made as of late. . .
Old ladies don’t look when crossing the street but seem to suddenly look up when they are smack dab in the middle of the intersection.
Children under the age of 5 on flights should be sedated. .
A dog can fart and lick your face at the same time.
‘Chubby’ now means very large apparently.
Neon gas has a horrible smell
Cats can apparently defy gravity when a strange dog is near.
If you’re at the gym and discover you HAVE to do number 2, remember to lock the door.
Kevin King liked this on Facebook.
Parents that don’t control their under 5 kids need to be fined.
Chubby still means not that large (me)
Always lock the door with doing #2, no one has time for that!