At the gym today, two guys talking in the showers.
Guy #1: So how was your night?
Guy #2: I didn’t get much sleep
Guy #1: Oh? Is that good or bad
Guy #2: Well, it was my birthday. I got a pair of socks and a piece of ass. Both were too big.
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Story of my life– only without the ass or socks.
Umm… there's such a thing as "too big"??
I agree with Chris – too big? What's that?
Bwah ha ha ha ha – Yeah, it sucks when your socks don't fit – even worse when the piece of ass you take home doesn't fit either. Man, that guy's birthday must've really sucked. Of course if it's just because he's tiny, well he can only blame himself I suppose.
The old addage about throwing a sausage down a hallway is true after all though, whoda thunk it?
Ass comes with socks? What have I been doing wrong?