Just a few random observations. [1]If you are twitter, you probably weighed in already.
I really need to stop bringing lube into the shower. With that in mind, if your "guest" falls in the shower, are you responsible?
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Never have a "guest" over on maid day. Especially when the maid has keys! (Oh yes, there will be a post about this.)
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If someone asks you to google your name at work, don’t do it. (One of my straight co-workers apparently has a name similar to that of a straight porn star. Color him embarrassed.)
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Oh, and since I haven’t gotten the poll thingy working you can answer here if you’d like.
dot #1 = yes, dot #2 = No, dot #3 = If friend is OK with it, dot #4 is don’t know. LOL.
Hey! is that why all you CA guys have such clean houses? You all hire maids?
@matthew I can’t speak for the rest of Cali but I’m lazy when it comes to domestic chores.
dot #2 (no way in hell – you’d have to be nuts)
However, I do have two married friends who ended up marrying a friends ex (they’re both kinda straight, so go figure).
dot #1 – absofuckinlutely, to the fullest extent of the law, dot #2 – hire sexy male housekeeping professional, maid? what the…, dot #3 – good advice, dot #4, I just couldn’t unless there was some cosmic universal thing going on where either a.) i needed to know if the sex was good, or b.) soul mate in front of me – when its undeniable, you simply know. if its just sex – who cares? perhaps you should qualify date.
oh please, i’ll bet that the maid likes to watch. i know i would.