Having one of those days…
Last night on the way home this stupid 811 (drunk) bitch walks right out in front of me. I shit you not. I’m not an expert rider by any means but I did manage not to hit her. Only because the car next to me drove up onto the sidewalk which left me room to maneuver. I managed not to drop the bike either. Of course, nothing brings out my inner hick faster than stupidity. I promptly parked my bike in traffic threw down my helmet and started spewing a string of curse words that would make a sailor’s mom turn red. [1]I was actually scared because even at 45mph, if I had hit her, she would have probably died. It was the fright that had me so upset. Her "companion" turns and starts cussing back so a 418 (verbal) breaks out. I’m like, "bring it [insert string of obscenities]". I call work as they are getting into a vehicle to drive away. Naturally, the drunk one is driving. They got all of 4 blocks before being pulled over by a black & white. That’s called karma mother fuckers.
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I could not fall asleep last night to save my life. I figured I’d take the opportunity to finish off Darkness on the Xbox. I finished the game but still couldn’t sleep. I tossed and turned the whole night. Thankfully, it is my off day from the gym. I get so irritated when I can’t get a good workout in. Anyway, my buddy Frank was asking if something was on my mind. *mental checklist* Nope, mind is empty at the moment. I’m chalking it up to too much caffeine. I’m sure I’ll fall right to sleep tonight. After a day of cranky citizens at work, I’m sure to be in chipper spirits later. hehehe
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And as if all that wasn’t bad enough, I got an email from one of my regular playbuddies this morning. He woke up a couple days ago with a "drippy-drippy" so I had to run down to the clinic to get screened. I don’t have any symptoms but I take my sexual health very seriously. [2]They treated me anyway since I was considered 1st line exposure blah blah blah. Nice of them. But, that means no nookie for 7 days. Fuck me! How will I survive! Of course, I get to send out two lovely emails to my most recent encounters. Yes, that includes the fuzzy man from the previous post. @#$%! Oh, and the maids did come back, BTW. I was already headed off to work but when I got home the apartment had been cleaned. I know I shouldn’t giggle but I can’t help it. I can only imagine what they told their husbands.
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My day is off to a fine start, can’t ya tell? As TFA would say, ‘it is what it is so deal with it‘. Into every whore’s life a little rain must fall. I guess life is saying to me, "TAG bitch, you’re it"! lolol
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| ↑1 | I was actually scared because even at 45mph, if I had hit her, she would have probably died. It was the fright that had me so upset. |
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| ↑2 | They treated me anyway since I was considered 1st line exposure blah blah blah. Nice of them. But, that means no nookie for 7 days. Fuck me! How will I survive! |
no nookie for 7 days, huh? up until a week ago, i went for 9 months without any and i still wonder how i survived. not that i’m complaining mind you… oh hell, yes i AM complaining.
seriously, good to hear yer getting your health back in order. that’s real important, besides, there’ll be more ass-cake waiting in the shadows. and just think how lucky that guy is gonna be when you get your hands on him after a 7 day hiatus!!! mmm, wish i could be a fly on the wall.
Why does my life seem so mundane and boring all of a sudden?
Thanks for the reminder not to f*#k with you. 🙂
I know I would have trouble sleeping after an accident like that. Glad you weren’t hurt and that they got the *ers.
On the other subject, it reminded me for some reason of the new STD testing campaign Dogsaretalking.com. The one that has the urinal drain cover advertising spots at Brannon? When they first went in I thought how strange that a social networking site for dog owners would advertise with urinals – I mean sure you get guys seeing your ad but is that the branding you want? It wasn’t til a few weeks after those went in that I connected the dots with the print ads now up all over the Castro. The ones with your dog pulling the plug on your MH (I can no longer spell them out after the McCain donation) session until you get tested? Anyway now I think it’s a cute campaign. A reminder to get tested because you may not have symptoms, and not everyone is going to be honest enough to let you know.
@Pete The whole MH scandal distracted me from another post I’m writing about STD’s. I’ll get to it eventually. You are right.
Wow, it must be rough to have to go a whole week without sex… 🙁
@cb It is!