Random Thoughts…

Stuff popping into my head lately.  I dunno either. 

It is hard being in love w/someone who can’t love you back.

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Facebook "is the devil!"

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I think I prefer someone ugly on the outside vs ugly on the inside.

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No, it is not ok to let your offspring run uncontrollably all over a restaurant and then get upset when someone else tells your brats to behave.

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No, it is not ok to throw your nasty filthy disgusting cigarette butts on the ground because you are too lazy to walk 2 feet to deposit it in a trash receptacle.

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If you break a medic gurney because of your weight, it might be time to go on a diet.  Just a thought oinker.

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Honesty is the new black.

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I’m really sorry my "lifestyle choice" is a threat to your marriage.  Sucks to be you though.

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Ooh, that feels good, do it again!

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A missed opportunity is like being shit on by a bird. 

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Yes, I know I’m going to hell for being gay but I thought all sins were equal in God’s eyes you big cocksucking hypocrite?

8 thoughts on “Random Thoughts…”

  1. My theory is that the only reason they claim yer going to hell is that you’ll be having a far better time then they will and they’re just jealous.

  2. If you are a fatalist you’ll never miss a chance at a lost opportunity, then again, that’s a depressing thought. Perhaps it’s more realistic to say that one day you’re the statue and another day the bird.

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