Ahhhhh!

Today’s adventure was deciding whether to get the seaweed facial or the full body massage by Brock. I chose the latter. And let me tell you, Brock knew his stuff. After being manhandled over the course of an hour, my hand had touched both of his nipples1, his neck, his face, and his crotch. Don’t get me wrong, he was professional. He was very thorough and gave a great massage. I just couldn’t help but notice how he directed my arms and they consistently bumped into his anatomy. I was a tad embarassed when I flipped over and Mr. Happy was standing at attention2. He didn’t mind and said so every time he had to move it out of the way to massage my legs. He didn’t step over the line once (damn it!).

The rest of the afternoon was spent at the beach. I noticed today I’ve been overly careful about burning. So much so, I don’t have much sun! That’s ok, tomorrow I’m driving down to Miami/South Beach. I’m sure the boys will keep me preoccupied enough to get a tan.

I’m just in from the gym, had a good workout, and stopped by Arby’s on the way back to the hotel. Now I just need to figure out if I wanna order in or go out.

1 Both of which I discovered were pierced.

2 It is a documented fact that body massages release endorphines which sometimes cause spontaneous erections. I’m innocent (this time).

7 thoughts on “Ahhhhh!”

  1. Well he was being a good man. I don’t think I would of been if you were on my table but then I am not a masseus. Perhaps I should work on that.

  2. Just who was “getting” the massage? And yes folks, it is entirely true what he says about the release of endorphines. He’s actually innocent THIS time.

  3. Sounds like a good time was had by all during your massage, Moby! 😉 I’ve never had a massage before, but now I know who to get if I’m ever down that way.

  5. I am with Blobby….no happy ending. No don’t you know that when your hands are being guided to places that means he wants it. HEHEHE! Oh, I have ahad a few of those moments and lets just say I opted for the fun!

  6. Hmm.. That massage sounds like just the ticket right now -where do you stay down in Florida? I wanna meet Brock!

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