Some dirty bastard stole my towel at the gym today! Oh, talk about get my blood up. The shitty part is they had to lift up my travel bag to get it. So it wasn’t a “honest mistake”. Even worse, I’d forgotten mine so I bought a new one from the gym. Not being the shy type I yelled out, “whoever had the fucking nerve to steal my towel needs their ass whooped!” Several guys stopped me to share similar stories.
How pathetic are you if you have to steal a fraking gym towell? I only paid $4.00 for it but that is not the point. UGGH! I was already annoyed as I had to cut my gym time short. I forgot I was signed up for overtime today.
The BCC contest last night went really well. The hotties were out in force too. Everywhere I looked my tongue was wagging. Little good it did me. I’d just come from a fun date w/NM so I was already spent. I also ran into this fucker from bigmuscle that I lust over on a regular basis. I’ve never seen him out in person so I was very surprised. He recognized me too. While he obviously wasn’t “into” me, he was talkative and we had a nice chat. I came away feeling like his profile did him justice. *biting knuckles* Damn, was he hot!
Besides the goodd turnout, we had four contestants, of which, two moved on to the finals. One guy raised a whopping $650.00 via raffle sales. He was also a previous contestant from the first contest who didn’t make it. Guess he wants it bad. Good for him.
Sucks but good thing it was just a towel and not your clothes. That happend in my gym a few months back. Some guy went into the shower and left his clotes on the bench when he came back they were gone. Boy was he pissed turns out some wise-ass threw them in the trash.
That’s just too strange Moby…because today I had my towel and…ready for this…underwear stolen from my locker, only twenty feet away while I spent no more than ten minutes in the whirlpool.
And when the rather worn out hole in the oldest pair of Levis you have, depend on the boxers you are missing…it’s a bit of a cool walk home.
It’s taken me a long time, but I’ve finally realized that some low-lifes have ABSOLUTELY no morals. And they live everywhere.
No doubt they took it cause it’s got smells like eau de Moby, and now the theif is somewhere with the towel over his face spanking his brains out.